What happens when one person wants to make an awesome movie about a Japanese series they love, but everyone else on the project wants to turn it into a action movie reviews generic kid's movie? Well.. THIS. Guyver! Starring Mark Hamill - they even have him on the DVD cover as if he himself is the (blog) Guyver! But he's not. Yay for deceptive mar
Hellraiser Revelations Movie Review
The final movie in the Hellraiser franchse (as of 2014) Hellraiser Revelations was... oh screw it. Dimension films needed to keep the rights to the series, and threw this together over a weekend for just that purpose. Infamously it has a different actor portray Pinhead, but it also is (blog post) the first Hellraiser in YEARS to actually be writt
Blood Harvest Movie Review
THE MARCH OF THE CLOWNS 2022 kicks off with a cult classic slasher from 1987, Blood Harvest! Tiny Tim stars as Mervo the Magnificent, a clown who happens to be around while a horror movie occurs. People are missing, the final girl is being tormented, and the director is trying to figure out how many (blog post) scenes he can get her in with as li
Jurassic World: Dominion review
Jurassic World: Dominion is one among the most depressing movies I've seen this year, and I've seen a lot of bad movies as an editor of film reviews. The Jurassic World: Dominion, the third entry in the Jurassic World trilogy, and the sixth installment in Jurassic Park as a series failed to live up the expectations. It was evident from the start th
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